Alex: Thanks Tiger, and welcome to the Contestants Lock-Down Hub! Inside these doors, there are 10 small 5x3 rooms, each will hold one contestant. While we wait on three of them, Tiger over there asked me to show you, the audience, what they have to live inside until day 1.
Alex: Stepping inside, there are two sides of 5 doors. Naturally, they chose me for this tour. since my profession requires me to be strict and tough. Obviously they didn't want a crazy fan girl who'd break down the doors and become a psycho murder stealing their faces. Oh whoops, sometimes I get into police mode off duty. Continuing on!
Alex: Behind this door, there's probably a contestant eager to escape, I mean break free, I mean what? Anyway...
Alex: Let's go inside one of the empty ones and have a look. This is pretty cool, hey?
Alex: Tiger, do you want to know my first impressions?
Tiger: I would, that's why I asked you here. You know how to deal with tight situations.
Alex: Well, there's a nice couch, a good place for a nap.
Alex: There's a fridge for food and a very unique art design on the wall.
Alex: There's the ever important bathroom...
Alex: And for some reason an over the top lamp and dresser. Why the hell did you waste so much money?
Tiger: Calm down. There's always motherlode when I need it. And that dresser was less expensive than the porta potty, so shush.
Alex: Well, in all honesty it's pretty boring and plain, but that's what it had to be, so okay. But the main house is definitely a step up, so I'm not complaining. However, I'm gonna show some quick footage we snapped of the contestants so far.
Alex: A broken heart seeking another?
Alex: A mistaken vampire without the love of her father?
Alex: A diva with the biggest secret?
Alex: An all rounder with a confused 'hero/villain' mindset?
Alex: An irresistible rich lover boy with an attitude like the devil?
Alex: A stunt man with his eyes on the big money or the fame?
Alex: A girl with a flaming love for the rabbit hole?
Alex: A man who's life is ageing into distance?
Alex: And a girl in love with one city more crowded than Australia itself?
Tiger: Who do you think has the potential to take home the bacon, and who do you think will glide through each and every tribal council with only scrapes and bruises? Who do you think will be pushed too far over the edge and will there be a bad romance that leaves someone in the dust? Will anyone get along, or will each and every tribal council be every man for himself. Find out soon, when we return on High Hopes, the number one BB Survivor mix breed!
Tiger: Bye and have a good night. #SelfieWithSandManHimself
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