Tiger: Welcome back, to High Hopes. Today, we celebrate my return (duh) and sing a song. When it all comes to an end, the world still spinning, we will know a new HOH, and soon, we'll be saying goodbye once more after the POP. I've got high hopes this show will end the way it started.
Caren: Hey, Tiger. I'm just packing up my things.
Tiger: *feels a sense of sorrow and pride* I will miss you. We all will.
Marina: I'm gonna miss your sassy mind and the fact you are just so confident with who you are.
Caren: I know, but as you said once Tiger, I can't act like being eliminated early on the Mole is the end of my life. I'll go exploring the world, maybe join a band.
Tiger: I'll see you off after the music number. Which is right now!
(any songs used in this sequence may and will be changed)
Matthew: Lace, how are you today?
Lacey: Shh. I want to sleep.
Matthew: Okay baby.
Billie: That won't happen.
Matthew: What? She can't sleep? Are you kidding, Billie?
Billie: No. Come with me.
*they don't budge*
Billie: Seriously, nothing.
*silence*
Billie: Fine, hit it.
*the music begins to play.*
Everyone else: Da Da da Da Da da Da da da
Billie: Talking away. I don't know I'm to say. I'll say it anyway, today is another day to find you.
Billie: Shying away. I'll be coming for your love, okay?
Matthew: Take on me.
Billie: Take on me.
Lacey and Matt: Take me on.
Billie: I'll be gone...in a day or two!
Everyone else: *weird background sounds*
Billie: So needless to say, I'm odds and ends.
Tiger: But I'm stumbling away
Marina: Slowly learning that life is OK.
Matthew: Say after me.
Lacey: It's no better to be safe than sorry.
*they all run around the newly built wall*
*the piano changes tune*
Thalia: I'll finally see a summer breeze, blow away a winter storm.
Sebastian: And find out what happens to solid water when it gets warm.
Thalia: And I can't wait to see, what my buddies all think of me.
Lacey: Just imagine how much hotter I'll be in summer.
Matthew: *whispers* Uh, Lace?
Lacey: *whispers* Don't you dare.
Everyone: Dah dah, da doo, uh bah bah bah bah bah woo.
Sebastian: The hot and the cold are both so intense.
Thalia: Put 'em together, it just makes sense!
Everyone: Rrr Raht da daht dah dah dah dah doo.
Lacey: Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle
Matthew: But put me in summer and I'll be a.......happy broman!
Lacey: *whispers* And you criticized me for changing the words.
Sebastian: When life gets rough, I like to hold onto my dream..
Thalia: Of relaxing in the summer sun, just letting off steam.
Marina: Oh, the sky will be blue, and you Caren will be there too.
Caren: When I finally do what frozen things do in summer!!!!!!
Marina: In summer.
*the piano begins to pick up, adding in some beat*
Brock: I was thinking about him, thinking about me, thinking about us, what we gon' be.
Jasper: Open my eyes, it was only just a dream.
Brock: So I traveled back, down that road.
Marina: Will he come back, probably not.
Brock: I realise, it was only just a dream.
*the piano changes to something more...country*
Brock: Once upon a time, a few mistakes ago. I was in your sights, you got me alone. You found me, you found me, you found me. I guess you didn't care, and I guess I liked that. And when I fell hard, you took your bag and left. Without me, without me, without me.
Brock: And he's long gone when he's next to me, and I realise the blame is on me. Hey!
*the door slams open*
Billie, Jordan and Mya: 'Cause I knew you were trouble when you walked in.
Billie: So shame on me now.
Jordan: Flew me to places I'd never been.
Mya: 'Til you eliminated me, oh.
Billie: Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground!
Jordan and Mya: Oh, oh, trouble, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble, oh, oh, trouble, trouble.
Billie: Trouble.
Jordan: Trouble.
Mya: Trouble.
Tony: Oh, Billie baby! You have such a lovely voice.
Billie: But we are never ever ever getting back together. Like ever.
*the music on the piano changes to something a bit more uptempo, more musical...*
Lacey: Honey, what you waiting for? Step into my candy store.
Marina and Mya: Time for you to prove you're not a loser.
Lacey: Anymore, so step into my candy store!
*dance solo*
Lacey: Guys fall, at your feet.
Marina: Buy you stuff!
Mya: Help you cheat!
Lacey: All you have to do...
Lacey: Say goodbye to Shamu..
*piano hulls to an emotional ballad*
Lacey: It's been a long day, without you my friend.
Moira and Brock: And I'll tell you all about when I see you again.
Brock and Moira: We've come a long way from where we began.
Moira: Oh, I'll tell you all about it.
Brock: When I see you again.
Brock and Moira: When I see you again.
*the beat picks up once more, like a regenerating machine*
Moira: Doctor doctor, need you back home, baby. Doctor doctor, where ya at? Give me something. I need your love, I need your loving. You got the medicine that keeps me coming.
Moira: My body needs a hero, come and save me. Something tells me you know how to save me. I've been feeling real low, oh I need you. Come and rescue me.
*weird scream/high pitched singing sound*
Tiger: Yeah, I can describe singing. *arm swing* I can also definitely describe arm gestures.
Sebastian and Matthew: Make me come alive, come on and turn me on.
Thalia and Sebastian: Touch me, save my life, come on and turn me on.
Thalia, Sebastian and Matthew: I'm too young to die, come on and turn me on.
Mr Roboto: Turn me on, turn me on, turn me, turn me on. No seriously, turn me on. The switch is at the back.
Matthew: Okay
*hits switch*
Mr Roboto: You're wondering who I am-
Sebastian: No, actually.
Mr Roboto: Machine or mannequin?
Thalia: Secret, secret, I've got a secret.
Sebastian: Thalia, no. Don't play along with the vulgar man.
Mr Roboto: I am the modren man!
*Thalia claps and runs out of the room, as the music begins to hum*
Caren: Can I say something crazy?
Thalia: I love crazy!
Thalia: Love is an open door!!!
Caren: Uh, you skipped most of the song.
Thalia: Can I say something even crazier? No.
Lacey: I don't think her skipping the lines is important right now.
Moira: Incoming.
*the music stops*
Tiger: Oh look.
Caren: Who is it?
Tiger: Oh, you'll see.
Grape: And I'm back.
Caren: Grape yes!
Grape: What did I miss?
Tiger: Oh, you know, you just walked into the middle of a 13 song group number.
All: This is 13 songs long? What the hell? There's more?
Tiger: Only three more.
Caren: God, I've had you on speed dial for three weeks. Where were you?
Grape: I was on a plane trip here.
Caren: For three weeks?
Grape: Oh hell no. The other two were spent at home, with my sister.
Caren: You spent three days on a plane here?
Grape: I only have one thing left to say.
Caren: Say it!
Grape: It's going down.
*country music begins once more*
Grape: I'm yelling 'TIMBER'. You better move. Come on!
Caren: You better dance.
Grape: Let's make a song, you won't remember. I'll be the one, you won't forget.
Marina: Whoah, woah, timber, whoah, timber, woah, it's going down.
Tiger: Whoah, woah, timber, whoah, timber, woah, it's going down.
Thalia: But...love is an open door.
Marina: TIMBER!
Thalia: Again, why do I bother?
Grape: Look up into the sky
Caren: It's a bird, it's a plane.
Grape: Nah it's just me, ain't a damn thing changed. Live in hotels, swing on planes.
Caren: *whispers* Is that what you were doing? You could have died.
Grape: *whispers* I'm singing here.
Grape: Blessed to say, money ain't a thing.
Caren: *whispers* Ah, yes it is.
Grape: We about to clown. Why? 'Cause it's about to go down.
Caren: *whispers* I'm outta here.
Grape: Caren, wait.
*the music changes to a light piano*
Caren: It's a god awful large affair, to the girl with the mousy hair. But her best friend is yelling no, and her Tiger has told her to go. But her friend is now nowhere to be seen. Now she walks through a sunken dream, to the seats with the clearest view. And she's hooked to the silver screen.
Caren: But the film is a saddening bore, for she's lived it, and been eliminated on the Mole before. She could spit in the eyes of fools, as they ask her to focus on. Killers fighting in the set hall. Oh man! Look at those Mole bugs go. It’s the most popular show! Take a look at Nova, beating up the wrong Grape. Oh man! Wonder if he’ll ever be okay. He’s in the all-stars now. Is there life after death?
Tiger: Hey, Caren, are you okay?
Caren: Yeah, yeah. I'll be fine.
Tiger: Just shake it off.
Caren: That's the song, ain't it?
Mya: Hey, someone mentioned Taylor Swift again?
Tiger: Yeah. I stay up too late.
Mya: Got selfish in my brains, but that's what people say!
Tiger: That's what people say.
Grape: But I keep cruising, can't stop, won't stop moving.
Grape: It's like I've got this music in my mind.
Caren and Grape: Saying 'it's gonna be alright'
Sebastian and Moira: 'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play.
Brock: And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.
Matthew: Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake.
Caren: I shake it off, I shake it off.
Billie: Heart-breakers (aka Tony) gonna break, break, break, break.
Tony: Hey!
Brock: And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake.
Lacey: Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake.
Jordan: I shake it off, I shake it off.
Grape: I never miss a beat.
Caren and Tiger: I'm lightning on my feet.
Mya: And that's what they don't see.
Lacey: Mmmm mmm.
Mya: That's what they don't see.
Lacey: Mmmm mmm.
Thalia: I'm dancing on my own.
Brock: I make the moves up as I go.
Billie: And that's what they don't know.
Lacey: Mmmm mmm.
Billie: That's what they don't know.
Lacey: Mmmm mmm.
Sebastian: But I keep falling, can't stop won't stop aging.
Lacey: It's like I've got this music in my mind.
Billie and Thalia: Saying, 'it's gonna be alright'.
Matthew: Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play.
Caren: And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate. hate, hate.
Brock and Moira: Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake.
Grape: I shake it off, I shake it off.
Mya: Heart-breakers gonna break, break, break, break.
Jordan: And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake.
Caren: Baby I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake.
Grape: I shake it off.
....
Grape: Well that was fun.
Tiger: And you doubted my human self wouldn't make this exciting.
Grape: Okay, okay, you have a point. I have something to show you all.
Billie: Oh gifts.
Sebastian: Back in my day, we weren't given gifts.
Brock: Alexander gave me a gift before he left.
Matthew: He did? He didn't try anything funny.
Brock: Oh, it wasn't funny.
Grape: You should have noticed those boxes behind me. I brought some stuff with me for a surprise, since I know how much you all must love surprises. Jordan, that hold us was a miraculous glory. I loved it, as much as I didn't want you to kill someone.
Jordan: Thanks. I try.
Mya: That's what you called saving yourself that second week. I'd like to see you not trying.
Jordan: Just stop, Mya. I tried being nice to you.
Grape: Anyway, on with the tour. Yes, I bought bee boxes houses thingy whatsits whatever these are. Free honey? Not yet. But at least, one day. Plus, I hated seeing that garden without Alice around. Boy, I hated seeing that garden.
Lacey: I hated seeing that liar.
Grape: Safety equipment first. The box is in sight.
Grape: Opening the box now.
Matthew: Do you have to speak every action you make?
Grape: Do you have to be a rat? No, didn't think so.
Grape: Oh god, I forget to close the lid.
*the bees come flying*
Grape: Ah, ouch. This stings. Ouch.
Grape: Too. Many. Bees.
Thalia: Kawii bees? Or Kawii scary bees?
Sebastian: Whatever you just said, the answer is always no to you.
Grape: Maybe if I...oh, nope. Or if I...no.
Billie: Do you want so help? I could close the lid.
Grape: Did you say something?
Grape: I'm dying. Help.
Tiger: Like you'd die that easy.
Grape: Oh right. I nearly died once by my closest friend. No bees will kill me.
Billie: You heard him but not me?
Grape: What?
Grape: Okay, I'm all good. Bye bees.
Lacey: Are you sure? They look angry.
Grape: I might as well show the rest of the things I brought over with me.
Tiger: They are following you, just to let you know.
Grape: Ah, they've got me again.
Tiger: I did warn you.
Marina: He did warn you.
Caren: Tiger did warn you.
Grape: Ahhhhhhh.
Brock: That'll make a good movie poster.
Moira: Still needs dragons.
Lacey: Should we, you know, provide help?
Matthew: Lacey, he'll be fine.
Marina: Listen to your boyfriend, those bees won't hurt him too much.
Lacey: Too much?
Tiger: We'll send help shortly.
Jordan: Bees, sneeze, sleaze, queasy.
Mya: Um, question mark?
Jordan: Are you questioning me?
Mya: Are we seriously arguing over something this stupid?
Grape: Okay. I think I'm all good.
Grape: Nope, never mind. Bees!
Billie: This is getting boring! I might as well just fall asleep.
Tiger: Don't. You sleep like a rock.
Grape: Finally, I think that was the last of 'em.
Jordan: That's not what the bees aiming at your head told me.
Mya: Can it.
Billie: Finally.
Sebastian: Ungrateful swine.
Billie: Do you wanna go? Come at me, old man.
Moira: I'd like to see him try to lift a muscle.
Thalia: I'd like to see him make me a wizard, but these are all fake dreams we can't have.
Matthew: Let me at these bees. They don't bother me anyway.
Lacey: Baby, no. I thought you said you were allergic or something?
Matthew: Oh yeah....
Grape: Leave me be, bees. Hey, look at that rhyming.
Jordan: Not you too.
Mya: Says you, with your 'Lacey, Matty and Alexy'
Jordan: That was one time!
........
Grape: Okay, I'm okay.
Grape: Let me show you what else I had....installed.
Grape: This state of the art hot tub comes with state of the art plumbing and aquatic servicing.
Tiger: Don't lie.
Grape: I'm not. I blew my budget on this thing.
Tiger: I didn't give you a budget.
*Grape hops into the hot tub*
Tiger: Hey! I didn't pay you to go for a dip!
Grape: Ahh. This is the life.
Tiger: It's actually the contestants' life. I though you retired.
Grape: After the fallout of All Stars, hell yeah.
Marina: It wasn't that bad...
Grape: No, it was.
Thalia: Mine.
Matthew: No, Thalia, no.
Moira: I don't like the water.
Billie: Why are we so awkward?
Brock: Why are you all crazy?
Tiger: Anything else?
Grape: Champagne?
Tiger: Did you have to ask?
Sebastian: I just happened to ponder the skies and I saw something.
Lacey: What?
Thalia: Birds!!
Grape: Anyway, moving along, that's the end of the new gifts. I'll let the rest of you relax before tomorrow's HOH competition! Which, just to leave a slight hint, will be taking place outdoors!
Matthew: Woo!
Lacey: I will win once again!
Brock: I'm in it to win it!
Thalia: I have a feeling Brock is gonna win this.
Brock: For once she doesn't lie.
.........
*Brock folds the sheets*
Brock: I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here?
Billie: Oh! Brock, you're in here. Cool, I wanted to talk to you.
Brock: I don't belong here- Oh, Billie. Hi, come on in.
Billie: I just wanted to wish you luck.
Brock: I don't need it.
Billie: You don't need to be cocky.
Brock: I'm not being cocky! I don't need it because I'm going to flunk it.
Billie: What?
Brock: I'm going give away my chance to win.
Billie: Are you stupid?
Brock: No.
Billie: Don't give up on a chance to win. You're a target now.
Brock: Which is why I drop that threat and hide.
Billie: That just gets you eliminated.
Brock: Billie, listen-
Billie: No, you listen. I'll protect you if I win, and you protect me.
Brock: Okay, fine. I will. We're in this together.
Billie: Or at least until you haul your ass out because you can't keep a promise.
Brock: What makes you think I'll go first?
Billie: I just know, okay?
Brock: No, I don't think so.
Billie: Okay, shush. I can hear something.
*footsteps*
Matthew: Oh hey guys! Brock, you wanna come in the hot tube with us? Billie you're welcome too, I guess.
Billie: Oh thanks.
Brock: Okay, I guess. I'll be out in a minute.
Billie: Drink some champagne for me.
Brock: Take some pictures for me.
Billie: Of what?
Brock: Life.
......
Matthew: Lacey, you can hop in.
Lacey: Okay.
*she begins her descent*
*the chilling water pierces her skin*
Lacey: Hey, baby, why are you hopping in there? Come here.
Matthew: I'll be over there soon.
Brock: *pukes*
Brock: Hey, I thought someone else was coming in?
Matthew: Everyone else is crazy. I thought Billie was coming?
Brock: Nah, she's taking pictures.
Lacey: Um, what?
*furious kissing*
Brock: I don't mean to do this but...*pukes*
Brock: I'll be leaving now. Yeah, just going.
*kissing continues*
Brock: Love is everywhere. And by everywhere I mean Lacey and Matthew. It's horrible. Why are they all so happy dappy together? They've only known each other for three weeks! They can't know love! Anyway, this is gonna be short. I'm gonna check up on Billie, she was taking photos earlier.
........
Brock: Billie! I'm coming in!
Billie: Oh shit.
Brock: Oh shit.
Tony: I love you Billie.
Billie: I love your ass...in jail.
*she breaks away*
Billie: Help! He's hurting me. Get your hands off me you prick.
Tony: Baby! I did nothing wrong.
Brock: I'm confused.
Billie: Call the police! This beast of a man is touching me! Get your hands off me!
Tony: I'm not touching you anymore.
Brock: Whatever.
Brock: Bossman! Call the feds!
Tiger: What for? Everything seems fine.
Brock: Rape, bossman. Rape. Call the police!
Billie: You monster! You ruined my tights! Get away from me!
Tony: What?
*the 'police' break into the room*
Billie: That was quick. I mean, ouch stop hurting me!
Policewoman Kirsty: We're here for you, ma'm. Please point to the suspect.
*she points at Tony*
Billie: He's been hurting me!
Policeman Frank: Get him.
Billie: Officers, I don't know how to thank you!
Kirsty: A healthy pay check once a month would suffice.
Billie: Okay...
Tony: You don't understand! I did nothing wrong!
Kirsty: Listen up, lad. You violated a woman. You're under arrest.
Tony: Get your hands off of me!
*slaps*
Kirsty: That's it.
Kirsty: For you actions against the female population, you Tony Friar, will face a sentence of forever.
Billie: Can she do that? What am I kidding, this is an achievement.
Frank: Are you okay ma'm?
Billie: Right as rain.
Tony: Rain isn't always right!
Kirsty: Anything you say can be used against you in court.
Frank: Our work here is done. Thanks for your call, lady.
Billie: No...problem.
Kirsty: Bring him outside.
Frank: This man is a rapist and he deserves prison.
Billie: I wouldn't go that far.
Kirsty: Ma'm, look away. This man is dangerous.
Billie: Whatever you say, police. I can sure count on you. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Kirsty: This is no laughing matter.
Billie: I feel like it is.
Frank: It sure as hell isn't, ma'm.
Tony: Billie! Please! Save me!
Billie: Why should I?
Kirsty: Yeah, why should the lady help you?
Caren: Bye.
Marina: See ya.
*extreme close up of the carpet for effect*
....
*Tony cries*
???: Oh boo hoo. Little Tony Wony is sad.
Tony: What? Who's there?
Talutah: Morning, buttercup. Rise and shine.
Tony: Who the hell are you? Where am I?
Talutah: Darling, you're in my prison now.
Tony: Your prison? I thought I was going to the big house.
Talutah: My house isn't big enough for you, dear?
Tony: Oh, it's spacious.
Talutah: It better be. Listen up, my pretty. You have one chance to tell me the truth.
Tony: Um, what?
Talutah: You can act like you don't a thing, but you're lying to yourself.
Tony: I'm not lying.
Talutah: That face doesn't match, darling.
Tony: And your face doesn't match how I feel about this situation.
Talutah: Boy, don't you anger me.
Talutah: Now, tell me who you work for.
Tony: I told you, I don't work!
Talutah: Well aren't you such a spoiled brat.
Tony: I'm not spoiled.
Talutah: And, darling, I'm not dying. Tell me the truth!
Tony: I am!
Talutah: My dear Tony, we both know there's secrets clogged in that ugly brain of yours.
Tony: How lovely.
Talutah: Says you.
Tony: Please, just let me go. I've done nothing wrong.
Talutah: You've done nothing wrong, hey. You've just been living your life mighty fine. Hanging high. Living life to the fullest.
Tony: What's the point?
Talutah: Tony, you need to tell me the truth. Or else your sweet happy life will be ended before it's exciting. Do you want that, dear?
Tony: No. But I have nothing to tell you.
Talutah: That's how you're gonna play this? Bad move Tony.
Tony: Bad move? Oh I have more moves to come.
Talutah: That's stupid, darling. You don't want to end up like your neighbour, do you?
Tony: I can't see her.
Talutah: Let's just say...she's far from sanity.
Kriss: Grrumph.
Talutah: You be a good girl Kriss, auntie Talutah's got us a new friend.
Talutah: Now, you can be our new 'friend' til the end of time, or you can tell me who you're working for!
Tony: There's simply nothing I can say.
Talutah: Well that's a pity. Looks like we'll be getting to know each other. My name is Talutah Ochoa.
Tony: I don't care.
Talutah: Oh, but you will.
.......
Jordan: Why am I here?
Tiger: We want to discuss the Instant Eviction. The footage-
Jordan: Can never be seen again.
Mya: What?
Jordan: You heard me. Delete that.
Mya: We can't just delete an episode of footage.
Jordan: Yes we can, and we will.
Marina: We can't. How do you explain the absence of Alexander?
Jordan: Sickness? Death?
Grape: Death? You can't pretend someone died to keep the world from knowing you're a psychopath.
Jordan: I'm not a murderer.
Mya: You're close enough.
Jordan: Okay, so I threatened to kill someone.
Grape: You threatened to kill quite a lot of people actually.
Jordan: Okay, so I threatened a lot, but I don't want Ashton seeing.
Mya: You don't want Ashton to see? He saw you on Sim Star! He was there! Don't you think he knows you by now!
Jordan: Shut up.
Caren: I don't care what happens, I'm supposed to be out of here.
Marina: We all know that was a lie.
Grape: You just wanted to see me.
Tiger: So, we can't decide on anything? I say just air the footage. It's a reality show, this is what people expect.
Grape: 'Cause when I watch TV, I want to see my favourite people threatened with death.
Caren: Says you, you nearly died for heavens sake!
Marina: Can we just talk about the fact that everything she did is technically illegal?
Caren: Can we pull this off as a fake 'mission'?
Mya: We can just make it seem like all of it was a lie?
Caren: I agree with Mya.
Grape: I agree too. Make Jordan seem like she was acting. We all are.
Mya: Well I'm not.
Jordan: So, it's decided. I'm an actor, and this is my business.
Tiger: This is my business.
Jordan: Right.
.....
Caren: What's this?
Grape: Oh you know, happy birthday.
Caren: It isn't even my birthday.
Tiger: I bought you a bike.
Marina: Well, technically, I did. And the production helped.
Tiger: And who was the one with the idea? Exactly.
Jordan: At least I'm not yelling at you.
Caren: True, thank you.
Jordan: Now leave! ASAP!
Tiger: Hold on. Christ.
Grape: Sweet ride.
Caren: More like berry ride. Get it?
Tiger: Oh god. The two of you shouldn't be in one room.
Jordan: They shouldn't be allowed indoors.
Tiger: That's a bit harsh.
Grape: So, where are you going?
Caren: i don't know, and I really don't care. I just want to be free.
.....
Thalia: Konnichiwa!Snake desu!
Snake: ....
Thalia: Aww, you're such an adorable little snakey.
Thalia: Look at your eyes! They're so adorable! Yay!
Thalia: Best friend. Do you wanna watch My Neighbour Totoro with me?
Sebastian: No.
Thalia: Snake! That's a bit rude!
Snake: ....
Sebastian: That wasn't the snake.
Thalia: Oh, Mr Wizard, it's you.
Sebastian: Where'd you find that thing?
Thalia: In the yard.
Sebastian: It better not be venomous.
Thalia: Kawii! No!
Sebastian: Can we sit down please?
*they move to the seats*
Thalia: What is it, Mr Man?
Sebastian: My name is Seb-
Thalia: OMG cute!
Sebastian: Hello? Are you with me right now?
Thalia: Eww! I don't want to date you! You're old!
Sebastian: That's not what I meant.
Thalia: That puddle's been there for quite a while. They don't clean up here.
Sebastian: That was- I don't care, I'm talking to you about our alliance!
Thalia: Oh.
Sebastian: I want to propose-
Thalia: Yuck. You're old.
Sebastian: I wasn't finished.
Thalia: You talk slowly.
Sebastian: You shouldn't interrupt, little-
Thalia: I'm not little! I have rights!
Sebastian: Let me propose a deal.
Thalia: No.
Sebastian: But it involves becoming a wizard?
Thalia: Oh please. Please. Please.
Sebastian: Okay-
Thalia: Tell me more!
Sebastian: I'll win the HOH comp-
Thalia: But I want to!
Sebastian: You can't.
Thalia: Don't you threaten me.
Sebastian: Uh, I'll talk to you later.
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Billie: Da Dum Da Dum
Matthew: Do Da Do Da
Billie: Matthew, I'm gonna beat you tomorrow.
Matthew: No, you're not.
Billie: I think I will. I have more strength than you.
Matthew: Do you now?
Matthew: I will beat you.
Billie: Doubtful.
Matthew: But not impossible-
Billie: How do you know that? Huh? Huh?
Matthew: I have at least some chance at winning.
Billie: No you don't.
Matthew: Uh, yeah I do.
Billie: You can think whatever, I will win.
Matthew: And you can eye off that trophy, but it's mine.
Billie: Mine.
Matthew: Mine.
Billie: Go to sleep!
Matthew: No, you!
Billie: Goodnight.
Matthew: Goodnight.
.......
Grape: Welcome, to the dark and depressing yet somehow happy HOH competition!
Grape: Today's competition is called Splattergories, and works as follows. Each round, I will ask a series of categories based around a letter of the alphabet. You will thus reply with the most unique name you can think of. If you lose by the end, you will be dropped. Isn't that lovely? That's where the splatter part comes into effect.
Grape: Does everyone understand? Okay, let's get going.
All: But-
Grape: But what? At least you're not going to die or face Sara. You have it easy.
All: Sorry.
Grape: This is the arena. Six podiums for the six who are competing.
Grape: Since you are automatically unsafe, you Thalia will not be able to compete.
Thalia: Dang flabbit.
Brock: Dirty rabbit.
Thalia: Who are you?
Grape: Any questions?
Lacey: I have one. Will there be another music number?
Grape: NO!
Tiger: Actually, yes.
Grape: LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
Grape: There are three rounds. Each round will consist of one letter and 10 questions. Are you ready?
All: Yes!
Grape: Get set.
Grape: Rain? Really? Oh whoops, go!
All: Really?
Grape: Yes, let's go! The first round is the letter.....L!
Lacey: Like my name. Hehe.
Grape: The first question is....
*ring ring*
Grape: Who the hell is that? Can someone answer their phone? This won't go on until that rude person answers their phone.
Brock: Oh, sorry, that's me.
Grape: Come here. Come here young man.
Brock: I'm getting it.
Grape: You want it. You want your phone? Yeah.
Brock: Huh? It's her.
Billie: It's who?
Brock: Hello?
Diane: Hello young sapling. You, young man, gave away my chance to win! You made me miss my shot, little brat!
Brock: I'm sorry, but I don't know what you're on about.
Diane: I missed my shot, you fox.
Vul: Someone mentioned me?
Tiger: Oh hey Vul. How's Jetset?
Vul: Great.
Brock: Yeah, okay, bye. I hope you die.
Diane: Well isn't that depressing.
Brock: See ya.
Diane: You young folk are strange. I won't be dying yet, thank you.
Sebastian: They are strange, right?
Tiger: How did you hear that?
Brock: I don't know how she got my mobile number.
Tiger: Still wondering how Sebastian heard.
Grape: Can I continue? Thank you.
Brock: I'm sorry, it was the woman's fault.
Tiger: The woman's name is Diane.
Grape: Let me continue....
*time skip*
Grape: Onto round 2! This round's letter is......M!
Matthew: Like my name.
Grape: Merry Christmas! It's every one's birthday!
Moira: My name starts with M too.
Grape: Can you all stop?
Grape: The question is....Girl's Names!
Lacey: Macee!
Billie: Mavis.
Sebastian: Morwenna.
*everyone else says their responses*
Grape: Next question! A movie, beginning with an M!
Matthew: My Own Private Idaho.
Brock: Minoes.
Moira: Monsters University.
*the other answer come in*
Matthew: I feel like I'm going fine so far.
Sebastian: I'm already past you!
Brock: This is so stressful.
Billie: You'll be fine. I'm gonna win this.
Matthew: I doubt it.
Lacey: This is epic! Woo!
Grape: Anyway...
*time skip*
Grape: Round 3! The next letter is....R! The question is, for the last final point....an animal!
Sebastian: Oh, easy. Roseat Flamingo.
Lacey: Uh...Racer Snake?
Billie: Reindeer.
Brock: Robin!
Grape: And with that, the HOH is over. It's still raining. Now, to reveal the scores. Hold on tight.
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Grape: Moira is out.
Grape: Who's next? The next contestant eliminated in the HOH is...
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Grape: Billie is out.
Billie: But I wanted to win!
Matthew: Ha!
Grape: Next up!
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Grape: Sebastian and Lacey are out. We are down to the final two.
Brock: You're going down.
Matthew: I'm yelling 'Winning!'
Brock: You better fall.
Matthew: You better smash.
Grape: Find out who won after this short pause.
.......
Grape: Welcome back! There was meant to be a short interval there, but we forgot about that, and by we, I mean Tiger.
Tiger: Yeah, thanks for that.
Grape: Here we have it, the final two. Brock or Matthew? Matthew or Brock?
All: Hurry up!
Tiger: Yeah, hurry up!
Marina: Yeah, I'm bored.
Grape: The new HOH is........
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Grape: Matthew, you are the winner! Congratulations, and well done to Brock too. Along with bragging rights and safety, there's another prize in store for you!
All: Why don't we get a prize?
Grape: Oh you will too.
Matthew: I'd like to thank...Billie-
Billie: Why would you thank me?
Matthew: Well, you did jinx yourself, and I would like to thank my parents and my family. oh, and I can't forget Lacey.
Lacey: You know it baby.
Matthew: Woo! Ugh, I smell. I need to take a shower.
Brock: This rain tastes horrible.
Thalia: What the hell is this place?
Matthew: I don't care, I won!
Grape: And with that, I say goodnight. Thanks for tuning in, folks. See you next time, when we will be going somewhere new and exotic for the next few weeks!
All: Oh wow! Ahhh.
Matthew: Yeah!
*Don't You (Forget About Me) plays over the loud speaker*
Tiger: Don't you forget about me!
Grape: Okay, bye Tiger.
.......
The Results:
Haylo:
25
Alleen: 22
Vul: 24
Cake: 20
Bean: 20
Party: 23
Skelda: 23
